Tuesday, November 26, 2013

45. A broken heart?

Chances: ☆☆☆
Basic Conditions: Between 6 - 12 PM, Love Points 50 (...)
Location: Green Park
Repeat: Every 5 other days

*Grab!*

Manager: Aaaacck! What the?!

Drunkard: Sob....! My love Susan left me...

Ren: ....is he drunk?

Drunkard: I said Susan left me! She just left me after saying goodbye!!! Hiccup...

Manager: Ugh...Ren, what do I do...?! This guy is not letting go...!

Ren: Go and dump him somewhere.

Manager: This guy is too strong...argh...if this happens then...!

Cheer him up.

Manager: ...uh, Mister! Cheer up! You might be able to meet a new love!

Drunkard: Sob...really...? Do you think someone better than Susan will come along...?

Manager: Mister, life is long! If you try then I'm sure it will happen...!

Drunkard: Ah...right! I'm still young...! Good, I'm going! To find my new love!

(...then the guy walked away swaying back and forth.)

Ren: ...that must have been hard.

Manager: If you knew that, you should have helped!!

(He talks better than me too...how annoying!)

Laugh at him.

Confess my feelings.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Touya: What what is this?

Location: Cafe

Young Lady: What, what is this. They seem to be dating.

Young Lady 2: Oh? That person over there is... Touya?

Young Lady: No way~ Tpuya cannot be dating in places like this??

Young Lady 2: Hmm...

Young Lady: They look good together~~

Manager: Touya... I think that they are talking about us...

Touya: No way~ I'm pretty sure they're talking about someone else!

(The date was a big successs!!!)

43. Sudden appearance of a dog!

Chances: ☆☆
Basic Conditions: Love Points 50 and up
Location: Green Park
Repeat: Every 3 other days

(Ren and I decided to take a walk at a park.)
Ren: It's pretty crowded. There are many people walking their pets too...
Manager: Ah, I see that... Ren, do you like dogs?
Ren: Me? I....
*Ruff!*
Ren: ?!
(Suddenly right at Ren's feet was a big dog.)
Dog: Ruff! Ruff!
Manager: We were talking about dogs and a real dog came...where did you come from?
Ren: Right...I don't see his owner either.
Manager: Did you lose your way...? Ah, he's wagging his tail. Look!
Dog: Ruff!
Ren: He sure is annoying.
Manager: Hey hey...anyways....

He must have lost his owner...let's look for him.

-----Manager: Let's look for his owner Ren. I would feel bad if we left him like this.
-----Ren: Why should we go through the trouble of....
-----Dog: Whine...
-----Ren: .......
-----Ren: ...oh well.
-----Manager: You got weak looking at his puppy eyes...okay, let's go!
-----(....for a while we searched the park for the owner.)
-----(Then we found the owner who had a very desperate look on his face.)
-----Manager: I said it was okay, but the owwner gave me reward money.
-----Ren: I'm just wondering if there was ever a time you refused money.
-----Manager: .......Ren....don't discredit my conscience.
-----Ren: Conscience...ha.
-----Manager: You're teasing me again...!
-----(Anyhoo, we did something good!)

You try and wag your tail. (Dance: +3)

-----Manager: Ren...you try and wag your tail too.
-----Ren: What...?!
-----Manager: It's okay, don't be ashamed okay? Try and show me respect with your body.
-----Ren: .........
-----Manager: What's with that sour look on your face...? Ah, your body must be stiff because you're tired. Let me help you!
-----(Without hesitation I put both my hands on Ren body.)
-----Ren: !!!...get your hands off me!
-----Manager: Whoa, what's wrong...! I was just trying to help you wag your...!
-----Ren: I don't need that kind of help...! Would you please stop acting like a freak!
-----Manager: ...sorry, I can't help it.
-----(When will Ren show me some respect....?)

Touya: "This is the best instant noodle EVER!!!"

Location: Wing ADs

Touya: This is the best instant noodle EVER!!!

Young Man: When your kids are hungry!

Young Lady: When you are bored,

Touya: All you need is---!

Delicious noodle!

Kid: Miss Noodle!!!

Touya: Miss Noodle, easy, quick and TASTY!

(The shoot was a big success!!!)

Delicious snack!

Manager: Can I have Munch Crunch?

Touya: It's the delicious Munch Crunch, the best!

Ono Tetsuo: ...

Touya: ...

Ono Tetsuo: Hey! What the hell?
This is a noodle commercial not a snack commercial!

Touya: Manager! I was confused because of you!!

Manager: Oops!


(The shoot was a big success!!!)

Good sleep!

Sunday, November 24, 2013

41. A strange dish

Chances: ☆☆
Basic Conditions: Love Points 300 and up
Location: Restaurant
Repeat: Every 3 other days

(I came to a restaurant to dine with Ren.)
Manager: Hey... Ren, your dish looks good...
Ren: You're salivating, you...
Manager: It's a natural reaction so I can't control it.
(As I wiped my mouth, Ren peered over at my dish.)
Ren: ......
(Then he speared a piece of my steak with his fork and ate it...)
Ren: ...this is...
(As Ren chewed on the steak his face slightly frowned.)
Ren: Manager. How did you eat this?
Manager: Huh? What do you mean by how...?
Ren: It's not cooked well, nor is it well seasoned... I don't understand how you just witOkamuraNaoyukitood eating it.
Manager: ......

Actually, I thought so too. (Love Points: +3)

-----Manager: ...actually I thought so too.
-----Ren: Of course...why didn't you say something earlier? We could have had it replaced.
-----Manager: Ah, no...the chef is human too and he can make mistakes...
-----Even so, there is no use in you having a negative experience. So in times like this you decide to act all nice....?
-----What do you mean by act all nice... Wait Ren, why are you all of a sudden so concerned about what I'm eating?
-----Ren: ?!
-----Manager: Usually you wouldn't care if I were eating mud...
-----Manager: So my steak is not very good...it's weird that you got all upset about it.
-----Ren: ........
-----Ren: ....don't know.
-----Manager: Huh?
-----Ren: ...I don't know about it, so hurry and call the server!
-----Manager: Why are you yelling...? Okay...I'll call the server...
-----(Sheesh! Go figure...maybe Ren isn't feeling well?)

If you want to complain, call the chef.

Who said you can have my food?! Spit it out! Cough it up!

Friday, November 22, 2013

40. A farewell

Chances: ☆☆
Basic Conditions: Love Points 150 and up
Location: Restaurant
Repeat: Every 3 other days

Man: Wait! You're not making any sense!!
Manager: ?!
(While Ren and I were dining...)
Man: You want to break up?! What are you thinking?! We even set our wedding date!
Woman: ...you know why I'm doing this! That's why I want to break up!
(The people sitting next to us are making a big commotion.)
Man: What is the reason?! Explain!!!
Woman: You made a big mistake...! I saw it! I saw you in the car with that woman!!
Man: What... ?!
Manager: Wow...this is just like a soap opera. If there were cameras around, I would think it was a filming set for a soap opera.
Ren: It's nothing but a loud situation.
Manager: This has got to be serious stuff for them so...

Let's try it too. (Acting: +3) (Mood: -37)

-----Manager: Let's talk about breaking up too!
-----Ren: ...what the...
-----Manager: You know...just acting of course. Think of it as practice a for a future role.
-----Ren: If you're going to make up an excuse, make up one that makes sense.
-----Manager: Sob...how could you say that to me?!
-----Ren: What...?!
-----(Don't get flustered Ren...! I'm just acting!)
-----Manager: I told you for your own sake and you're ignoring it...?!
-----Ren: What do you mean...
-----Manager: Now that I think about it, this isn't the first time either. You always laugh at me, or mock me or...
-----Manager: Ah, I see...you didn't love me from the start! You just used me!!
-----Manager: Right, let's just end it... Let's break up!!
-----Ren: .....
-----Manager: .....
-----Manager: Ren it's your turn to say something....
-----Ren: ...I don't want to...
-----Manager: Uh...why not? Did you...really get hurt because my acting was so realistic?
-----Ren: ...whatever.
-----Manager: Uh...huh? Ren? Are you really upset? Huh...?
-----(Afterwards, I was so busy trying to ease Ren's feelings that I didn't see how that couple ended up.)

Try to stop it.

Join them.

37. On a Ferris Wheel

Chances: ☆☆☆
Basic Conditions: Love Points 300 and up
Location: Amusement Park
Repeat: Every 5 other days

(I came to an amusement park with Ren, and we got on the Ferris Wheel.)

Manager: Wow...look down Ren. The people look like ants.

Ren: Of course they do... I have no idea why people ride this.

Manager: What do you mean? Listen carefully...it's perfect for a couple on a date to be in a small space just the two....

*Screech*

Manager: ...uh oh. It stopped... Could it be broken?

Ren: It seems like it.

(Oh no... what do we do?)

Boldly roll on the floor.

It is scary. Look to Ren for comfort.

This could be a conspiracy. We fell into their trap.